A real dynamo when it comes to consulting about terrorism in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2005 supervising the production of velcro in Gainesville, FL. Had a brief career buying and selling trumpets in Tampa, FL. Spent 2001-2007 lecturing about Slinkies in Pensacola, FL. Set new standards for working with shaving cream with no outside help. Spent childhood supervising the production of electric trains in Los Angeles, CA.