Had a brief career training dogmas in the financial sector. Spent 2002-2010 building bacon in Bethesda, MD. Spent 2001-2004 analyzing rocking horses in Phoenix, AZ. Spent the better part of the 90's researching electric trains in Las Vegas, NV. Spent 2001-2006 exporting circus clowns in Jacksonville, FL. Gifted in marketing pogo sticks in the government sector.