Andy Carroll

I tricked Liverpool into spending £35million on me. I have a incredible body.

And currently, keeeping that rat looking bastard (Suarez) out of the team.

I have been dubbed the white Emile Heskey for the reason I have so much potential.

Jealous of my lucious locks? you should be, voted best looking hair 2009 by loreal. Maybe, i'm worth it?

I often frustrate the kop, is everyone jealous of my hair?

 

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Falling over in Liverpool

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Website

http://Andycarrol@shit.com

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