Andy Carroll
I tricked Liverpool into spending £35million on me. I have a incredible body.
And currently, keeeping that rat looking bastard (Suarez) out of the team.
I have been dubbed the white Emile Heskey for the reason I have so much potential.
Jealous of my lucious locks? you should be, voted best looking hair 2009 by loreal. Maybe, i'm worth it?
I often frustrate the kop, is everyone jealous of my hair?
Location
Falling over in Liverpool